Remixed+Parables

This is the remixed parables. The Parable of the Unmerciful Servant **21**Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" **23**"Therefore, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants. **24**As he began the settlement, a man who owed him ten thousand talent was brought to him. **25**Since he was not able to pay, the master ordered that he and his wife and his children and all that he had be sold to repay the debt. **29**"His fellow servant fell to his knees and begged him, 'Be patient with me, and I will pay you back.' **32**"Then the master called the servant in. 'You wicked servant,' he said, 'I canceled all that debt of yours because you begged me to. **33**Shouldn't you have had mercy on your fellow servant just as I had on you?' **34**In anger his master turned him over to the jailers to be tortured, until he should pay back all he owed.
 * 22**Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.
 * 26**"The servant fell on his knees before him. 'Be patient with me,' he begged, 'and I will pay back everything .' **27**The servant's master took pity on him, canceled the debt and let him go.
 * 28**"But when that servant went out, he found one of his fellow servants who owed him a hundred denarii. He grabbed him and began to choke him. 'Pay back what you owe me!' he demanded.
 * 30**"But he refused. Instead, he went off and had the man thrown into prison until he could pay the debt. **31**When the other servants saw what had happened, they were greatly distressed and went and told their master everything that had happened.
 * 35**"This is how my heavenly Father will treat each of you unless you forgive your brother from your heart."

This parable is about how a man who was in debt, and got mercy from the lender. But as soon as he saw someone who owed him less money he totally freaked out, and didn't give that guy mercy. Our job is to remake this parable the best we can. The remake of the parable of the unmerciful servant... by twirlgirl14 and patty m. "Hey mom do you think I could go to the Superchick concert Friday night", Lindsey asked. "No", her mom said. "But mom they are my FAVORITE band",! "No Lindsey, you promised me that you would do the chores that you missed ALL week this week on Friday. Now let's see that would be cleaning ALL the bathrooms in this house, doing the dishes, cleaning your room, mopping, vacuuming every room, and topping it off with painting the door", her mom listed. "Mom that would take me FOREVER to do, please let me go", Lindesy said. "O. Allright. BUT no more kicking off your chores. You're off the hook", her mom said. "You are the best mom EVER thank you soo much", Lindsey said thankfully. Lindsey was walking down the school hallway the other day when she saw Miranda. Miranda owed Lindsey five dollars from when Lindsey bought her lunch. "Hey Mandy", Lindsey called. "Hey", Lindsey",Miranda greeted. "O shush. Where's my money", Lindsey replied rudely. "I don't have it right now"."Well when are you going to pay me back". "When I have the money. PLEASE let me off the hook. I still don't have a lot of money. PLEASE. Plus you said I could pay you back when I had the money." "Well if you don't pay me back I'll tell your dad". "PLEASE Lindsey"! "NO",! When Lindsey came home she noticed her mother was upset. "Hey mom what's wrong", Lindsey asked? "To tell the truth a little upset with you Lindsey. Miranda's father called, and told me that you threatened Miranda caused she owed you five dollars", her mom explained. "But I needed that money for a reason", Lindsey said. "Well I have decided that you can't go to that concert. You're gonna stay home doing your chores that you need to make up. If you won't show others mercy I won't show you mercy".

The parable of the ten virgins:

25:1 "Then the kingdom of heaven shall be likened to ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom. 25:2 Now five of them were wise, and five were foolish. 25:3 Those who were foolish took their lamps and took no oil with them, 25:4 but the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps. 25:5 But while the bridegroom was delayed, they all slumbered and slept. 25:6 And at midnight a cry was heard: 'Behold, the bridegroom is coming; go out to meet him!' 25:7 Then all those virgins arose and trimmed their lamps. 25:8 And the foolish said to the wise, 'Give us some of your oil, for our lamps are going out.' 25:9 But the wise answered, saying, 'No, lest there should not be enough for us and you; but go rather to those who sell, and buy for yourselves.' 25:10 And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came, And those who were ready went in with him to the wedding; and the door was shut. 25:11 Afterward the other virgins came also, saying, 'Lord, Lord, open to us!' 25:12 But he answered and said, 'Assuredly, I say to you, **I do not know you**.' 25:13 Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming. 

remixed version 25:1 "Then the kingdom of heaven shall be likened to ten teenage girls who took their cell phones and went out to meet Taylor Lautner. 25:2 Now five of them were wise, and five were foolish. 25:3 Those who were foolish took their cell phones and took no charger with them, 25:4 but the wise took took their charger and charged them during the wait. 25:5 But while Taylor Lautner was acting, they all texted and took funny pictures. 25:6 And at midnight a phone rang: 'Behold, Taylor Lautner is coming to meet you girls go out to meet him!' 25:7 Then all those teenage girls arose and set their phones on camera mode. 25:8 And the foolish said to the wise, 'Let us charge our phones, they are out of battery.' 25:9 But the wise answered, saying, 'No, lest there should not be enough time for us to charge and you; but go rather to those who sell chargers, and buy for yourselves.' 25:10 And while they went to buy, Taylor Lautner came, And those who were ready went in with him to go to a party with him; and the door was shut. 25:11 Afterward the other girls came also, saying, 'Taylor, Taylor, open to us!' 25:12 But he answered and said, 'Assuredly, I say to you, **I do not know you**.' 25:13 Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming.

The Parable of the Weeds
24Jesus told them another parable: "The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field. 25But while everyone was sleeping, his enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and went away. 26When the wheat sprouted and formed heads, then the weeds also appeared. 27"The owner's servants came to him and said, 'Sir, didn't you sow good seed in your field? Where then did the weeds come from?' 28" 'An enemy did this,' he replied. "The servants asked him, 'Do you want us to go and pull them up?' 29" 'No,' he answered, 'because while you are pulling the weeds, you may root up the wheat with them. 30Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.' " Remixed Version

The Parable of the Good and Bad 24Jesus told them another parable: "The kingdom of heaven is like a highschool 25 But while everyone went home his enemy came and and put bad people among the good, and went away. 26When the good people came and spread good, then the bad people did bad. 27"The vice principal came to the principal and said, 'Sir, didn't we have only good people in this school? Where did the bad come from?' 28" 'An enemy did this,' he replied. "The vice principal asked him, 'Do you want me to go expel them?' 29" 'No,' he answered, 'because while you are expelling the bad kids you will accidental expel the good kids. 30Let both go to school together until senior year. At that time I will tell the teachers: Punish the bad kids and put them in detention; then gather the good kids and give them their graduate cap.' "